Terms
What this is
SCAN MY PROF is a parody for entertainment only. It is a comedy machine. It cannot and does not predict real exam questions. Every result is fictional and, as we say on every screen, 100% scientifically made up.
No predictions
Nothing here is advice, a forecast, or a guarantee about any real exam, course, or person. Do not use it to study. Your professor's exam is safe from us.
Your photo
Photos are processed entirely in your browser and are never uploaded, transmitted, or stored. The image is discarded when you close the page. We never reference the person in the photo.
Payments
A scan pack is a one-time purchase of novelty credits. There are no subscriptions and no saved cards. Payments are handled entirely by hosted third-party processors (Stripe, Paystack, Flutterwave). Because each scan is a digital novelty delivered instantly, delivered scans are non-refundable.
Acceptable use
Keep it fun. The roast is aimed at universal professor stereotypes and exams in general, never at the individual in the photo.